You are not stupid yet not a wise to say something stupid.

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Thinking fast, by kids in grade school

TEACHER: Why are you late? Nape lambat?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign. Sebab papan tanda jalan cikgu
TEACHER: What sign? Tanda apa?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." Papan tanda kanak-kanak sekolah melintas, jalan perlahan.

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TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? Cindy, kenapa buat kerja matematik atas lantai.
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables! Cikgu suruh jawab jangan guna "table" (jadual/meja)

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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?" Macam mana kamu eja CROCODILE(buaya)?
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong. Bukan, jawapan kamu tidak tepat.
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! Mungkin jawapan saya salah cikgu tapi cikgu suruh eja saja.

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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? Apakah formula kimia untuk air?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about? Apa yang kamu merepek ni?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O! Semalam cikgu cakap H to O.

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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!

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TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to! the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."

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TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.

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SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

sumber:http://today-joke.blogspot.com/2010/03/teacher-and-students.html